Jokes
The X'Mas Song for Laughter..
(Sing It Like you sing the Jingle Bell Song)
Jingle Bell,Jingle Bells,Jingle ol the way,
All What fun it is to ride in my rusty chevrolet, Hei...
jingle Bell,Jingle Bells,Jingle ol the way,
All What fun it is to ride in my rusty chevrolet.
Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
How to Avoid Computer Viruses!!!
Well I was reading this article at Miriguy's Blog which led me to add to this picture on how to avoid your network from being intruded by viruses.
*Thanks to "ladybird" for the picture.
Miniature Fast And Furious
This is made out of mainly toy's and I found it quite amusing...Watch!!
Which haunted room would you choose?
Which Haunted room you choose determines your
attitude:
one day, you get lost in the wilderness while
travelling. It gets dark and you have no choice but
to seek refuge in a small hut nearby. The owner tells
you all his rooms are haunted. Which room will you
choose?
(it is going to be very interesting.. ha ha haha)
The room where:
Room (A)
a human head stares at you maliciously from outside
your window
Room (B)
the bathroom door creaks open and close, and there
are sounds of a woman sighing
Room (C)
the bed starts rocking violently whenever you try to
sleep on it
TWENTY DOLLARS
On their wedding night, the young bride
approached her new
husband and asked for $20.00 for their first
lovemaking encounter. In
his highly aroused state, her husband readily
agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
love, for more
than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a
cute way for her to
afford new clothes and other incidentals that
she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was
surprised to find
her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
his employer
was going through a process of corporate
KID's these day's really can crack us Up!!
Can you imagine yourself to be the nun that is sitting at her desk grading these papers all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure!
Staff Party ....
This is what happened when a certain Company put up the following memo:
Husband & Wives Joke
Husband & wife - Why divorce?
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge:
"Your honour, I want to divorce my husband."
But why ?" asked the judge.
She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
The judge asked, "How do you know ?"
She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles Him."
Husband & wife - Love your enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and
said, "One month after I die, I want you to marry
Samy."
Samy! But he is your enemy!"
"Yes, I know that. I've suffered all these years; so
let him suffer now."
Husband & wife - Wedding ring
